1B- Travis Lee- This is a tough one there are so many bad firstbasemen over the years. Travis Lee beat out the likes of Ricky Jordan and Rico Brogna shearly due to the absolute lack of effort the Lee Provided during his Philly tenure.

2B-Marlon Anderson- Someone forgot to tell the Phillies that a 2B is supposed to be a good defensive player. Not only did Marlon not field well, he went to the Pedro Feliz school of taking pitches when he first came up. He’s typical of a hot shot Phillies prospect. All fizzle and no steak.

3B- David Bell- This was a tough one because this is one position that the Phillies have been good at over the years. David Bell was great because a stiff wind could have knocked him over and when that would happen he probably would go on the DL with a bad back. Great sign.

SS-Juan Bell- No relation to David Bell, but they both had the same right around .200 batting average. That would be a good year for Juan, Steve Jeltz would have made this list, but he actually hit homeruns from both sides of the plate in Montreal. Juan Bell never did anything productive, he was truly the worst.

OF-Greg Jefferies- What more can you say he stinks. This is what you get when you sign a Met. Thank God the Phillies gave him a ton of money.

OF-Wendell Magee Jr.- A poor man’s Marlon Byrd, and that is saying something. This guy actually was the team’s leadoff hitter to start a season. He would be better off playing a baseball player in the next major league movie.

OF-Sil Campusano- There’s a reason why you can get players in a rule 5 draft, they stink! Sil was no exception. He was really truly awful.

RP-LHP-Wally Ritchie-The highlight of his career was getting spiked by Otis Nixon after he hit him with a pitch, which spared a bench clearing brawl. We all know he didn’t mean it because putting the ball where he wanted to wasn’t part of his game.

RP-RHP-Marvin Freeman-Awful on so many levels. Terrible starter turned terrible reliever. The most significant part of his Phillie career was he was traded for Joe Boever the Saver, which is a pretty cool nickname.

CP-Jose Mesa-Was this even a doubt. He stinks with the red glove, or the blue glove. In true Phillie fashion this stiff was brought back after his first stint with the club. There was no lead that he couldn’t fritter away. Thankfully he was put in those crucial situations so we all know we could turn the TV off and go to bed.

SP-Bruce Ruffin, Pat Combs, Adam Eaton, Andy Ashby, Charles Hudson.- As a starting staff this is as bad as it gets. This was the toughest position to fill because of all the truly qualified candidates to fill these position. These five truly don’t dissapoint.

That’s my team “Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio”, that’s right this is the Phillies we had Vince DiMaggio. We always get the awful brother, Ken Brett instead of George, Mike Maddux instead of Greg, and Jeremy Giambi instead of Jason. As a true Phil’s fan I will keep on rooting for them, by the way THE METS SUCK!!!!!