July 28, 2008

Daily News Dredging The Bottom Of The Barrell For Philly’s Sexy Singles

Today the Philadelphia Daily News began their annual Sexy Singles search, but after years of searching they seem to be coming up short in their nominations for the region’s most attractive and eligible singles.
Daily News section editor Karyn Peters says the city’s reputation for having some of the most unattractive people in the country has [...]

July 28, 2008

Anti-Straw Purchase Campaign Misses Mark

A recent television ad campaign starring Philadelphia District Attorney Lynne Abraham targets those individuals involved in straw purchases of handguns. In this scenario, a person who cannot purchase a weapon due to their ineligibility gets a proxy buyer to acquire the gun. The commercial states that the D.A. will prosecute any buyer of handguns that [...]

July 28, 2008

Eagles’ Lito Sheppard Traded To Book Publisher For Dictionary

Disgruntled Eagles cornerback Lito Sheppard received the trade he had been seeking earlier today when the team moved him to book publisher Random House for a Webster’s Dictionary and a book to be named later.
After hearing an interview with the two-time Pro Bowler where he claimed the Eagles were showing him “disappreciation,” Random House, [...]